Cover Up with a Smile I've Learned to Fear

There should be an adjective to describe people who clearly don't realize the world is much bigger than they think it is, and sadly never will.

None of the ones I can think of suffice. Hm. Did I overlook one?

Come By It Honestly, I Swear

... Godiva now has a Red Velvet truffle and a... wait for it... chocolate. caramel. toffee.

oh they are so. out to get me. X<

Let's Start at the Start, Build a Masterpiece

Requisite for car: Steering wheel that adjusts low enough for my knees to reach.


It's just comfier that way.

[edit: added bonus - doing so doesn't cover the speedo. :\]

And I'm Certainly Not Asleep

Jarred: ...the advantage of living 10 minutes from a nature reserve. Fire, sand, and wild ponies that love to drink beer.
me: WILD PONIES
Jarred: ... They just meander around the beach and dunes, just like sea gulls.
me: MEANDERING WILD PONIES





BRO why do you KEEP NOT BRINGING ME BUBBLE TEA!??!?

(NYC Day 1)

Rollerblading is a legit form of transportation here.



... Also, there are A LOT OF PEOPLE.

An hour since I got up and already stumbled into 3 different stationary fixtures.


thankgod our species has mostly bypassed natural selection.

... and Begin to Leave It to the Waves

Today I stood at the edge of the world, and watched the sun rise.


Simple. Indescribably. Beautiful.